What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you in Spaceman? I need to hear it!
Funniest? Watching myself not cash out at x1.9 thinking “just a little more”…
Spoiler: it crashed at x2. 💀 Comedy = pain
Funniest moment? I had this whole “data-backed strategy” with notes, trackers, even a spreadsheet. Felt like a genius... until I went all in on a round that crashed at x1.00. My friend still calls me "Professor Spaceman"
One time I was so focused on hitting x5 that I didn’t realize the rocket had already passed x30...
I got so excited I accidentally closed the tab before cashing out 😭
Laughed for like 10 minutes and cried the rest of the day 🤡
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Bro... I once gave my dog the mouse to "bless" the spin.
Like, I literally said: “Luna, you choose when to click.”
She paws the mouse, cashes out at x1.02.
Then the rocket goes to x88.
I laughed so hard I forgot I lost money 😂
Now I call her The Risk Manager.